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Where Humboldt is Drinking on St. Patrick’s Day

For those in Humboldt looking to pinch someone, your Lost Coast Outpost is always cloaked in teal which is totally on the green spectrum. So back off! That said, we hope Humboldt's new Uber drivers are up to their first real challenge because ... St. Patrick's Day falls on a Friday, y'all! Dyed-green vomit is especially harsh on upholstery, we hear. We wish the luck of the Irish to ye.

OK, lads and lasses, to ensure that you properly celebrate the legacy of Ireland's foremost 5th century patron saint, scroll through the full list of drunken gatherings in your Lowdown listings below. But first, some obvious highlights:

Seriously, though, there is much more green to be seen in your Lowdown listings below, including — oh, by the way — a little band called Meat Puppets that just so happen to be playing Humboldt Brews, holiday be damned. Details on that show and more south o' here.

--Andrew Goff


Oh, one last thing. This morning, Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny delivered a St. Patrick's Day address at the White House. Here is a completely random excerpt.

"We were the wretched refuse on the teeming shore," Irish prime minister says with Donald Trump in the room. pic.twitter.com/7jEfTVvIzE

— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) March 17, 2017

EVENTS (SUBMIT YOURS!)

St. Patrick's Day Party

Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 11:30 a.m.-10 p.m. / Free

Music from Cadillac Ranch and Seabury Gould. "We'll have Hoppy Hour all day, corned beef specials from the kitchen."

668-4151 / gini@madriverbrewing.com / Web site

Saint Patrick's Day Celebration

Arcata Veterans Memorial Building / 2 p.m.-midnight

Notable for the fact that they advertise GREEN BEER.

A Very Logger St. Paddy's

Logger Bar / 3 p.m.-1 a.m.

"The Humboldt Highlanders bagpipers, the Emerald Coast Irish Dancers, corned beef and cabbage, and Guinness on nitro tap! ALL DAY! Rest up!"

668-5000 / Web site

6RB 13th Anniversary and St. Paddy's Party

Six Rivers Brewery / 6:30-8:30 p.m.

"Cheers, it's been 13 years! Join us in celebration this St. Patrick's Day for green beer, Irish Specials and music all day from our friends DJ JDub, The Gatehouse Well, and The Pine Box Boys."

839-7580 / Web site

Good Company, Fingal

The Siren's Song Tavern / 7-10 p.m.

Celtic music on St. Patrick's Day!

442-8778 / thesirenssongtavern@gmail.com / Web site

Ghosts In Gaelic Green

Old Town Coffee And Chocolates (Old Town) / 7 p.m. / Free

With the rough beauty of its seaside cliffs and ancient ruins and the friendliest people to walk to earth, Ireland is ancient land filled with traditions and legends, and the ghosts and creatures that haunt the Emerald Isle are much a part of the Irish.

445-8600 / carpathian@patientcreatures.com / Web site

Women of the World

Crescent Elk Auditorium / 7:30-9:30 p.m. / $20 / $12 Students

The a cappella quartet with percussion accompaniment representing Japan, India, Italy, and Haiti will dazzle audiences with their wide repertoire and exploration of rhythms, sounds, and musical vocabulary inspired by their varied cultural backgrounds

464-1336 / dnaca@harborside.com / Web site

Keep the Fires Burning: A Dell’Arte Cabaret

Dell'Arte / 8 p.m. / $12 students and seniors / $15 adults / 18+

Keep your winter fire stoked with original acts from the award-winning Dell’Arte Company.

668-5663 / Web site

Quilters

Ferndale Repertory Theatre / 8-10 p.m. / $18 / $16 Students / $16 Seniors

"Written by Molly Newman and Barbara Damashek. Directed by David Powell Somewhere in the American frontier, Sarah reaches for her needle and thread. It’s time for a new quilt. Her daughters bring their mother the patches of their lives: girlhood, marriage, illness, spinsterhood, death."

786-5483 / info@ferndalerep.org / Web site

Shamrock Shake Down

Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9 p.m.-2 a.m. / 21+

"The Humboldt Barbies will be present along with their favorite DJ. Please girls come out dressed as a lucky little sexy leprechaun and make those guys want all your gold!!!!!!!"

Hella Gay Pants Off/Dance Off

Synapsis / 9 p.m.-3 a.m. / $8 / $15 sliding scale / 18+

A hella gay, body positive 18+ fUNDERWEAR party, where consent is sexy and pants are optional! Featuring Glamdrogynous Go-Go Dancers. Proceeds to benefit Synapsis.

616-3104 / muppet33@gmail.com / Web site

Wreckage, Muppet Hunter, Lashing Out

Little Red Lion / 9:30 p.m. / 21+

St. Patty's day fuckery.

Meat Puppets

Humboldt Brews / 9:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. / 21+

Kurt likes these songs.

826-2739 / Web site

St. Paddy's Day Party with Vanishing Pints

The Jam / 9:30 p.m.

Inspired by traditional irish music gone punk started by The Pogues, and continued by Flogging Molly, Vanishing Pints bring a blend of covers and originals into the mix of amped up acoustic music.

822-5266 / Web site

Humboldt Folklife Festival Call for Musicians

See Event Description / midnight

If you would like to perform during this year's Humboldt Folklife Festival, July 8th-15th, please submit a description of your music and full songs representative of your current work!

anna@humboldtfolklife.org /

Spring Gymnastics!

See Event Description / 9 a.m.-5 p.m. / $39 / $124 non-residents / $114 eesidents / $49 non-residents

Enrollment opens soon for Spring Gymnastics through Arcata Recreation. A variety of classes are available to youth ages 15 months to 18 years.

822-7091 / rec@cityofarcata.org / Web site

Northcoast Regional Land Trust Executive Director Meet and Greet

Northcoast Regional Land Trust / 4-7 p.m. / Free

You are invited to join the Northcoast Regional Land Trust's board and staff in welcoming their new Executive Director, Dan Ehresman.

822-2242 / s.pilkington@ncrlt.org / Web site

Insanity Live

Redwood Lounge / 5:15-6:15 p.m. / $5

Dynamic, cardio-conditioning and athletic training class taught in a format that can be done by all fitness levels and ages.

822-7091 / rec@cityofarcata.org / Web site

Blue Lotus Jazz

Larrupin Cafe / 6 p.m. / Free

Jazz on the patio.

677-0230 / davewilsonguitarist@yahoo.com / Web site

McKinleyville Arts Night

McKinleyville Business Dist. / 6-8 p.m.

Celebration of arts, food and fun in McKinleyville held the third Friday of each month.

St. Patrick's Day with The Gatehouse Well!

Six Rivers Brewery / 6:30-8:30 p.m.

839-7580 / Web site

RLA with Nicholas Dominic Talvola

Westhaven Center for the Arts / 7-9 p.m.

Nick was born and raised in Arcata, California and left for Spain at the age of 20 with a trumpet and a dream; he has lived out of the country for the past 14 years.

677-9493 /

Becky Chambers: A Closed and Common Orbit

Northtown Books / 7-9 p.m.

"We welcome author Becky Chambers to celebrate the publication of A Closed and Common Orbit, her space opera sequel to Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet."

822-2834 / info@northtownbooks.com / Web site

RLA with Nicholas Dominic Talvola

Westhaven Center for the Arts / 7-9 p.m.

RLA's featured artist will be trumpeter Nicholas Dominic Talvola. Nick was born and raised in Arcata, California and left for Spain at the age of 20 with a trumpet and a dream; he has lived out of the country for the past 14 years.

677-9493 /

I Am Not Your Negro

The Miniplex at Richards' Goat Tavern / 7 p.m. / $8 / $6.50 Matinee

This 2017 Oscar nominee for Best Documentary envisions the book James Baldwin never finished - a radical narration about race in America, using the writer’s original words.

630-5000 / Web site

Leprechaun (1993)

Arcata Theatre Lounge / 7:30-10 p.m.

A delusional man named Dan O’Grady does the unthinkable, he steals a pot of gold while in Ireland and brings it home to the US.

613-3030 / Web site

Jimi Jeff St. Patty's Day at The Forks Lounge

Forks Lounge / 8-11:59 p.m.

Eureka Pizza Council

SpeakEasy / 8:30 p.m.

Jazz/funk.

444-2244 / Web site

St. Patty's Day Party

Bear River Casino Resort / 9 p.m.-1 a.m.

Come ye' Come all! Join us for St. Patty's Day in the Thirsty Bear Lounge.

733-9644 / Web site

MOVIES

Broadway Cinema
Mill Creek Cinema
Minor Theatre