A more savvy person might maybe write something like “Why stay in on a Tuesday and watch (insert name of Tuesday-airing show) when you could venture out into your community and distract your self around actual people?!” But we don’t know any shows that air on Tuesdays anymore (wasn't that when Roseanne was on?).
Sorry. So. Here’s some stuff going on in Humboldt Tuesday night that really need no writerly intro 'cuz there is little connection between them:
Humboldt County Library
/ 6:30-8:30 p.m.
The Based on the Book classic film series returns with a focus on the Old West. The series kicks off with Ride the High Country, in which an old lawman is hired to transport a gold shipment through dangerous territory--not realizing his partner and old friend is planning to doublecross him.
The Ink Annex
/ 7-10 p.m.
/ $4 members
The Placebo and Dead Tree present a night of thrash metal
/ 8 p.m.
Trashies: Seattle/Oakland's post-hardcore psychedelic 60's grunge garage Lost Luvs: all lady retro rockers; Mother Vines: surf punk band.
/ 1-3 a.m.
For Grades 1-5 with acting coach Addi Forras.
Sometimes The Logger Bar sets up ping pong tables. This is one of those times. Get your Gump on.
/ 5 p.m.
Don't be bored. Play board games.
/ 6:15-9:30 p.m.
Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.
/ 7-9 p.m.
Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.
/ 7:30-10:30 p.m.
Burning live jazz under the "stars."
Cher-Ae Heights Casino
/ 8 p.m.
Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt's most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.