Saturday, Dec. 7, 2013's Lowdown
(Above: Oh. My. God.)
Remain calm, Humboldt. Those three snowflakes that stuck to your deck do not bar you from doing any of the great community things going down in the county today.
In fact, eff it, just throw your self full bore into the "snowy" outdoors during the annual Candlelight Walk through the Redwoods which disembarks from the Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park visitor center this afternoon.
Or, it just so happens to be Arts Alive tonight. Stroll through our temporary winter wonderland and handle some of that soul-crushing Christmas shopping. Should you drive through Eureka, remember Humboldt drivers become baby giraffes on rollerblades when actual weather effects our roads. Be safe.
Oh, yeah. Also, a couple of our office mates will b.s. live and onstage at the Eureka Inn for your enjoyment -- I mean, it's something we at LoCO endure everyday. But you are not us. Yes, it's the monthly Late Night with Sherae talk show thingy with special guest Mike Dronkers. Watch the worst-quality YouTube video ever below to get a taste of the O'Shag/Dronk chemistry. Plan your evening accordingly.
The Lowdown Fun Committee
Put on your daughter's skirt, slather some makeup on and go grind a 20 year old to Kendrick Lamar aaaaaaaat.....Sidelines.
I'm pretty sure it's in my contract as a KHUM employee to go see my Boss/Friend (ie: BOSS FRIEND!) Mike Dronkers squirm uncomfortably under the harsh lights of Sherae's interrogation at Late Night With Sherea. But if I get new wrinkles from flinching at his embarrassment, I have only Dronkers to blame.
Sherae O'Whatever has some serious gall, throwing a fun talk show on Pearl Harbor Day. Support American by boycotting it. In fact, don't even look at her listing below.
The Music Man
Ferndale Repertory Theatre / 8 p.m. / $18 / $16 students/seniors
(FINAL WEEKEND) Con man Harold Hill poses as a boys' band organizer and leader and sells band instruments and uniforms to naive townsfolk before skipping town with the cash.
786-5483 / Web site / View Comments
The Freak Show of Humanity
Mateel Community Center / 8 p.m. / $15 / $12 sliding scale
Teenage theatre company Recycled Youth-written production. Characters include the Strong Man, the Magician, the Ring Master, the Lion Tamer & Lion, but this is not your average circus.
923-3368 / Web site / View Comments
Arcata Winter Farmers' Market
Arcata Plaza / 10 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free
North Coast Growers Association event featuring nutritious, high quality, non-GMO foods
441-9999 / firstname.lastname@example.org / Web site / View Comments
Holiday Gift Boutique
Studio 299 Center for the Arts / 10-4 a.m. / Free
Offers local artists and artisans an opportunity to present their work for sale to the Willow Creek community.
530-629-3488 / Studio299@hughes.net / Web site / View Comments
Access Humboldt Community Media Center / 1-3 p.m. / $20 / $40 for non-members
Two-hour workshop that will focus on basic audio principles.
476-1798 / email@example.com / Web site / View Comments
Christmas Cheer in 1900
Fern Cottage / 1-4 p.m. / $10
Wear Victorian garb, enjoy music and lots of Christmas goodies in the historic home of pioneers Joseph and Zipporah Russ.
786-4835 / View Comments
Alternative Building Center / 6-9 p.m. / Free
Six-piece band that plays all over the musical map -- Merle Haggard, John Prine, John Hiatt, Elizabeth Cotten, Dylan, originals, Bill Monroe and an extended jam on Lawrence Welk's wildest songs.
445-4733 / firstname.lastname@example.org / Web site / View Comments
Youth Driven Saturday Nights
McKinleyville Activity Center / 7-9:30 p.m. / Free
Video games, board games, snacks, music and a place to just "hang-out" with your friends.
839-9003 / email@example.com / Web site / View Comments
Eureka Symphony Holiday Concert
First Assembly of God Church / 8-10 p.m. / $20 / Free children under 12 / $5 students
Celebrate the season with excerpts from The Messiah and festive carols.
441-3818 / firstname.lastname@example.org / Web site / View Comments
Doug Fir and the 2x4s
Cher-Ae Heights Casino / 9 p.m. / 21+
Local classic rock band that deserved more respect in KWPT The Point's Classic Covers Contest. Robbed.
800-684-2464 / Web site / View Comments
Poor Man's Whiskey
Humboldt Brews / 9:30 p.m. / $15 / 21+
Special evening of their original Nor-Cal hoe-down and jams as well as a special set of their favorite" Old and in the Way" tunes.
826-2739 / email@example.com / Web site / View Comments
- DALLAS BUYERS CLUB: 12:15, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15
- DELIVERY MAN: 12:30, 3:10, 5:45, 8:20
- ENDER S GAME: 3:25, 8:35
- FREE BIRDS 2D: 12:00, 2:10
- FROZEN 2D: 11:55, 12:35, 1:10, 2:35, 3:15, 5:55, 7:50, 8:30
- FROZEN 3D: 5:15
- GRAVITY 3D: 1:00, 6:15
- HOMEFRONT: 1:40, 4:15, 6:50, 9:25
- HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE: 12:20, 2:20, 3:40, 5:40, 7:00, 9:00
- JACKASS PRESENTS: BAD GRANDPA: 4:25, 9:35
- LAST VEGAS: 3:00, 5:35, 8:10
- LEE DANIELS THE BUTLER: 6:40
- OUT OF THE FURNACE: 12:40, 3:30, 6:20, 9:10
- THOR: THE DARK WORLD 2D: 12:50, 3:30, 6:10, 8:50
Mill Creek Cinema
- DELIVERY MAN: 12:35, 3:10, 5:50, 8:55
- FROZEN 2D: 12:00, 12:55, 2:35, 3:35, 5:20, 6:20, 8:00
- FROZEN 3D: 8:25
- HOMEFRONT: 1:50, 4:20, 6:50, 9:25
- HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE: 12:45, 2:45, 4:10, 6:00, 7:30, 9:10
- OUT OF THE FURNACE: 12:30, 3:20, 6:10, 9:00
- THOR: THE DARK WORLD 2D: 1:00, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15
- 12 YEARS A SLAVE: 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00
- ALL IS LOST: 12:20, 3:15, 6:15, 9:10
- HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE: 2:05, 5:25, 8:45