Summah FINALLY Comes to Humboldt
Hopefully you've taken full advantage of the best aspects of Humboldt's summer. You flipped the away bums' bus over after a Humboldt Crabs game. You got totally freckled laying in the sun (that might just be me). You drove east a bunch. Good work, summah lovah!
Unless you didn't. If you've totally phoned in summah so far, well, you suck. But you may have one last chance to redeem your failings. Tuesday night at the Arcata Theatre Lounge, Savage Henry Independent Times have been gracious enough to book summah expert Howard Kremer to clear away the Humboldt fog in your life. Don't you dare doubt Kremer's love o' summah. Watch the above video where he helps Zooey Deschanel realize that winter is passe. See?
Now that you know you're dealing with a pro, head on up to the ATL for the Have a Summah Comedy Tour for a night also featuring the No. 5 comedian on AskMen.com's "Top 10 Emerging Comedians" list Kyle Kinane -- pretty sure that is where they ranked Lenny Bruce back in the day, so watch out for this guy -- plus local comedians John McClurg and Dutch Savage. Oh, this is a comedy show, in case that wasn't clear.
Fall is coming. Hurry, have a summah, dummah.
-Andrew Goff
Arcata Theatre Lounge
/ midnight
Howard Kremer (Who Charted? Podcast, Funny Or Die, Scare Tactics) brings his Have A Summah Tour featuring Kyle Kinane (Comedy Central, Conan O'Brien) to HumCo.
613-3030 /
Web site
Old Town Gazebo
/ 10 a.m.-1 p.m.
Locally grown produce and live music.
441-9999 /
Machi Road
/ 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Locally grown produce.
Avenue Cafe
/ 2-5 p.m.
Located in front of the cafe. Sustainable farms sell local produce direct to the consumer. Runs from May through October.
943-3025 /
Fortuna
/ 3-6 p.m.
Located at 10th and L streets. Local farm-fresh produce.
Moose Lodge
/ 6:15-9:30 p.m.
/ $8
Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.
444-3161 /
Libation
/ 7-9 p.m.
Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.
825-7596 /
Web site
Cher-Ae Heights Casino
/ 8 p.m.
Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt's most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.
800-684-2464 /
Web site
MOVIES
Broadway Cinema
- 2 GUNS:
1:25,
4:05,
6:10,
6:45,
8:50,
9:25
- CONJURING:
1:15,
4:00,
6:45,
9:30
- DESPICABLE ME 2 2D:
1:00,
3:30,
6:00,
8:35
- GROWN UPS 2:
12:20,
3:15,
5:45,
8:15
- PACIFIC RIM 2D:
12:10,
3:10
- RED 2:
12:35,
3:20,
6:15,
9:05
- RIPD IN 2D:
4:15,
9:20
- SMURFS 2 2D:
12:30,
2:25,
3:10,
5:00,
5:50,
8:30
- SMURFS 2 3D:
11:50,
7:40
- THE HEAT:
1:30,
6:30
- TURBO 2D:
2:50,
5:10,
7:30
- TURBO 3D:
12:25
- WOLVERINE 2D:
11:55,
3:00,
6:05,
9:10
- WOLVERINE 3D:
1:40,
4:50,
8:00
Mill Creek Cinema
- 2 GUNS:
12:30,
3:10,
5:50,
8:30
- CONJURING:
1:15,
4:00,
6:40,
9:20
- DESPICABLE ME 2 2D:
12:20,
2:55,
5:30,
8:00
- GROWN UPS 2:
3:30,
9:00
- PACIFIC RIM 2D:
12:35,
6:00
- RED 2:
12:05,
2:50,
5:40,
8:25
- SMURFS 2 2D:
2:45,
6:30,
8:20
- SMURFS 2 3D:
12:45
- TURBO 2D:
12:55,
3:20,
5:45
- TURBO 3D:
8:10
- WOLVERINE 2D:
11:45,
5:20
- WOLVERINE 3D:
3:25,
9:10
Minor Theatre
- 2 GUNS:
3:50,
6:25,
9:00
- THE WAY WAY BACK:
4:10,
6:40,
9:10
- WOLVERINE 2D:
5:30,
8:30
