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Where in Humboldt Will Santa Be Twerking Christmas Eve?

Why are we at work?

As you can imagine, the scene is pretty quiet Dec. 24. That is, of course, unless you are Humboldt's hardest working DJ duo Pressure/Anya, who could not help capitalizing on the year's most overplayed dance trend to hype their Dec. 24 crunktacular Christmas Eve ass shake. 

Thus, if family togetherness is not on your itinerary tonight, direct your sleigh over to the Eureka Inn's Palm Lounge which will be converted, just for tonight, into Santa's Twerk Shop. If you're worried that this activity may negatively affect the size of tomorrow's loot pile, don't. The naughty lists are already finalized for 2013. You can get away with this.

-Andrew Goff

EVENTS

Santa's TWERK Shop

Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9 p.m. / 21+

A Crunk Claus Christmas Eve with DJs Pressure/Anya. Why would you not do this?

Old Town Santa

Old Town Gazebo / noon-3 p.m.

Sit on the old guy's lap, one more time.

Game Night

Crush / 5 p.m.

Don't be bored. Play board games.

Dale Winget

Cutten Inn / 6 p.m.

Local guitarist/vocalist.

Humboldt Cribbage Club

Moose Lodge / 6:15-9:30 p.m. / $7

Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.

444-3161 /

Shugafoot

SpeakEasy / 7 p.m.

Local jazz/blues band gets it done.

444-2244 / Web site

Buddy Reed

Libation / 7-9 p.m.

Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.

825-7596 / Web site

Good and Evil Karaoke

Silver Lining / 8 p.m.

Karaoke. In an airport.

839-0304 / Web site

Karaoke w/ Chris Clay

Cher-Ae Heights Casino / 8 p.m.

Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt's most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.

800-684-2464 / Web site

MOVIES

Broadway Cinema
Mill Creek Cinema
Minor Theatre