Tuesday, Dec. 24, 2013's Lowdown

Why are we at work?

As you can imagine, the scene is pretty quiet Dec. 24. That is, of course, unless you are Humboldt's hardest working DJ duo Pressure/Anya, who could not help capitalizing on the year's most overplayed dance trend to hype their Dec. 24 crunktacular Christmas Eve ass shake. 

Thus, if family togetherness is not on your itinerary tonight, direct your sleigh over to the Eureka Inn's Palm Lounge which will be converted, just for tonight, into Santa's Twerk Shop. If you're worried that this activity may negatively affect the size of tomorrow's loot pile, don't. The naughty lists are already finalized for 2013. You can get away with this.

-Andrew Goff

The Lowdown Fun Committee

Godlin Gets Behind

For Christmas Eve go order the Bogle Merlot at Crush and have fun with your real friends before you are forced to have fun with your family tomorrow. Their Caesar is also kick ass. Can I say ass, Goff?

Events

(Submit yours!)

Santa's TWERK Shop
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9 p.m. / 21+
A Crunk Claus Christmas Eve with DJs Pressure/Anya. Why would you not do this?
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Old Town Santa
Old Town Gazebo / noon-3 p.m.
Sit on the old guy's lap, one more time.
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Game Night
Crush / 5 p.m.
Don't be bored. Play board games.
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Dale Winget
Cutten Inn / 6 p.m.
Local guitarist/vocalist.
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Humboldt Cribbage Club
Moose Lodge / 6:15-9:30 p.m. / $7
Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.
444-3161 / View Comments

Buddy Reed
Libation / 7-9 p.m.
Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.
825-7596 / Web site / View Comments

Shugafoot
SpeakEasy / 7 p.m.
Local jazz/blues band gets it done.
444-2244 / Web site / View Comments

Karaoke w/ Chris Clay
Cher-Ae Heights Casino / 8 p.m.
Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt's most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.
800-684-2464 / Web site / View Comments

Good and Evil Karaoke
Silver Lining / 8 p.m.
Karaoke. In an airport.
839-0304 / Web site / View Comments

Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • AMERICAN HUSTLE: 2:10, 5:25
  • ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES: 12:05, 1:00, 2:50, 3:50, 5:50
  • BOOK THIEF: 12:10, 3:05, 6:05
  • DALLAS BUYERS CLUB: 1:05
  • FROZEN 2D: 12:00, 2:35, 5:15
  • HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG 2D: 1:20, 4:55
  • HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG 3D: 11:45, 3:25
  • HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE: 2:20, 5:35
  • SAVING MR BANKS: 11:55, 2:55, 5:55
  • SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY: 4:00
  • TYLER PERRY S A MADEA CHRISTMAS: 1:10, 3:55, 6:30
  • WALKING WITH DINOSAURS 2D: 11:50, 12:55, 3:15, 5:40
Mill Creek Cinema
  • AMERICAN HUSTLE: 2:00, 5:15
  • ANCHORMAN 2: THE LEGEND CONTINUES: 12:50, 2:35, 5:30
  • FROZEN 2D: 12:00, 2:40, 5:25
  • HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG 2D: 1:30, 5:05
  • HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG 3D: 12:20, 4:00
  • HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE: 1:40, 4:55
  • SECRET LIFE OF WALTER MITTY: 4:00
  • WALKING WITH DINOSAURS 2D: 12:10, 3:35, 5:55
  • WALKING WITH DINOSAURS 3D: 1:15
Minor Theatre
  • HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG 2D: 1:00, 4:35
  • HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE: 2:05, 5:25
  • PHILOMENA: 1:15, 3:40, 6:05