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The Yokels

He might have once been a Silver-Tongued Devil, but he’d lost a lot on his Fastball. “Got a light?” I entreated. “Too dark for you in here?” he queried. “Look, I just want a smoke,” I explained. “You wanna Smoke? You want to Light It up? You want to Burn? Then get on out to the Fieldbrook Market and Eatery this Friday March 3rd and grab a Taste of Hot finger-licking Rockabilly and Creme deSoul.” Then with a tip of his Stratoliner, he flipped me a book of matches, and cooed “Close Cover Before Striking, Doll.”

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