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(VIDEO) Wednesday Lowdown: This Band Plays All the Notes

Well then. After your venue hosts a punk show that provokes the chief of police to call on the citizenry to boycott you, what could you possibly do to up the offensiveness for an encore? Hmm. How about book a prog jazz-rock band that insists on playing every note their instruments are capable of producing within the first 14 seconds of a song?

Now that is terrifying.

Such is the seeming aim on display in the first video we pulled up on YouTube for Chicago band Marbin, an assemblage of cheetah-fingered chaps who will fill the loathed/loved Siren's Song Tavern with brain-scrambling licks Wednesday night. Like, dear Jah. Watch that clip above and feel guilty that you never learned all the scales you could've, slacker. 

More on that show and other hump day distractions in your Lowdown listings below. --AG

EVENTS (SUBMIT YOURS!)

The Eliminators (1986)

Arcata Theatre Lounge / 6-9 p.m. / $5

A former pilot rebels against his creator, teaming up with the scientist responsible for android technology, her pet robot Spot, a rough-and-tumble riverboat guide, and a martial arts warrior.

613-3030 / Web site

Marbin, Burning Hash Experience, Blackplate

The Siren's Song Tavern / 7-11 p.m. / $8

Progressive jazz-rock band based in Chicago.

442-8778 / thesirenssongtavern@gmail.com / Web site

Weyes Blood, Fatal Jamz

The Miniplex at Richards' Goat Tavern / 9-11:59 p.m. / $12 / $10 advance tickets online / 21+

"Ariel Pink collaborator Weyes Blood brings "ebbing and flowing chamber folk set off by psychedelic details and surreal manipulations of captured sound" (NPR)."

630-5000 / ldvflix@att.net / Web site

The Travelin' McCourys, Jeff Austin Band Grateful Ball

Humboldt Brews / 9 p.m.-1:30 a.m. / $30 / 21+

"Each evening will feature a set from both the JAB and the Travelin' McCourys followed by a special collaborative set of the timeless music of the Grateful Dead."

826-2739 / Web site

SCRAP President's Week Camp

The (Re)Workshop at SCRAP Humboldt / 8:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. / $150

School's out for President's Week, so Camp SCRAP is in!

822-2452 / education@scraphumboldt.org / Web site

Presidents Week Kids Sewing Camps

See Event Description / 9 a.m. / $115

Come learn how to sew with us and explore your creative side!

601-9804 / sewing@notionssewingstudio.com / Web site

Mobile Outreach in Hoopa

See Event Description / 10 a.m.-2 p.m. / Free

Visitors to the bus can be assisted with CalFresh, MediCal, In-Home Supportive Services, Veterans Services and Child Support.

Yoga is for Everyone

Redwood Lounge / 10:30 a.m.-5:15 p.m. / $10 / $40 5 class pass

"Arcata Recreation and Instructor Joey Paz brings a new yoga class to the community."

822-7091 / rec@cityofarcata.org / Web site

Harry Potter Out Loud

Fortuna Library / 3:30-4:30 p.m. / Free

Attention Muggles! Kids of all ages welcome to a weekly reading of Harry Potter, led by Fortuna High School students.

725-3460 / forhuml@co.humboldt.ca.us /

Get Ready to Finance Your Business

North Coast Small Business Development Center / 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Are you ready to get that business loan? Is it time to hire a new employee? Should you add that new product line?

Bounce City Night

Faith Center Foursquare Church / 5:30-8 p.m. / Free

Your kids like to bounce.

442-1784 / mlemen@eurekafaithcenter.org / Web site

RLA Trio

Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 6 p.m.

Local jazz.

668-4151 / Web site

Aber Miller

Larrupin Cafe / 6 p.m.

Local jazz pianist tickles ivories/you.

677-0230 / Web site

Paint Night Out!

Fieldbrook Market & Eatery / 6-8 p.m. / $35 / 21+

Sip Lost Coast beer while a local artist guides you through a 2-hour painting step-by-step.

362-9933 / info@modernskillz.com / Web site

Know Before You Go

See Event Description / 6-7 p.m. / Free

"Want to prepare for wildlife encounters, sneak past a sneaker wave, identify Poison Oak, dress for inclement weather, and more?"

826-3357 / cntract@humboldt.edu / Web site

Einstein’s Relativity For Everyone!

Humboldt State University Nelson Hall / 6:30-8 p.m. / $25 / $20 HSU Students

Einstein’s Relativity rests on one idea, the idea that there is a fastest speed, known as the speed of light. From this one premise he logically worked out the consequences and these consequences are very counter-intuitive yet not very complex.

826-3357 / cntract@humboldt.edu / Web site

Seabury Gould

Fortuna Library / 6:30-7:30 p.m. / Free

Local favorite Seabury Gould performs Celtic and folk music in a free evening show for adults.

725-3460 / forhuml@co.humboldt.ca.us / Web site

Cuban Salsa (Rueda de Casino)

Redwood Raks World Dance Studio / 7 p.m. / $7 / $40 6 week series

Salsa rueda is a circle of couples dancing changing partners to patterns called out in Spanish or shown with hand signals. Sponsored by Humboldt Folk Dancers.

496-6189 / jacaronda@suddenlink.net / Web site

Ultra Secret Good Guy Organization

SpeakEasy / 7 p.m. / 21+

Jazz/funk improv for your Wednesdays.

444-2244 / Web site

Wednesday Night Dominoes Tournament

Little Red Lion / 7 p.m. / $10 / 21+

Jailhouse bones every Wednesday night.

444-1344 / Events.littleredlion@gmail.com /

Karaoke

Vista Del Mar / 9 p.m. / Free / 21+

Provided by Lightning Boom productions.

443-3770 / vistadelmarbar@gmail.com /

Open Mikey Comedy

Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9-11:45 p.m. / Free / 21+

Open mic comedy hosted by Tom Connors, with occasional guest host!

Web site

DJ D-Funk

Blue Lake Casino Hotel / 9-11:59 p.m. / Free / 21+

Spinning all the classic and current dance hits.

668-9770 / Web site

Rockstar Karaoke

Brass Rail Bar / 9 p.m.

This is the most hardcore karaoke in Humboldt.

923-3188 /

Whomp Wednesday

The Jam / 9:30 p.m. / 21+

whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp.

822-5266 / Web site

Whomp

The Jam / 9:30 p.m. / $5 / 21+

Every Wednesday Jambalaya makes with the whompity whomp.

822-5266 / Web site

Rude Lion Sound

Toby and Jacks / 10 p.m. / 21+

Were you just thinking, "Is there anyplace that has Dancehall Wednesdays?" Here it is!

MOVIES

Broadway Cinema
Mill Creek Cinema
Minor Theatre