There's a few out-and-about options of note Tuesday night. Looks like they're launching a poetry series at the library. There's a couple earnest bands at the Palm. If you think you're funny, they'll totally let you get onstage at Jambalaya.
Those things are fine, even if similar gatherings have happened before. But to your Lowdown's recollection, there's never been a public Super Mario Bros. Speedrun Contest in the county like the 8-bit bloodsport they're hosting at HumBrews tonight. (Note: The term "speedrun" in the videogame lexicon refers to the practice of attempting to beat a given video game in the shortest possible time. If you did not know that, you are not a nerd.)
May your princess not be in another castle, HumCo.
Logger Bar
/ noon
/ 21+
Sometimes The Logger Bar sets up ping pong tables. This is one of those times. Get your Gump on.
668-5000 /
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Crush
/ 5 p.m.
Don't be bored. Play board games.
Adorni Center
/ 6-8:45 p.m.
/ Free
/ 21+
Come eat pizza and hear from Dr. Andrew Stubblefield, HSU hydrology/watershed management assistant professor.
826-3740 /
Moose Lodge
/ 6:15-9:30 p.m.
/ $8
Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.
444-3161 /
Libation
/ 7-9 p.m.
Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.
825-7596 /
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Cher-Ae Heights Casino
/ 8 p.m.
Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt's most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.
800-684-2464 /
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Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn
/ 9 p.m.
/ 21+
Americana/folk/punk band The Evangenitals share a stage with local roots 'n' ruckus band Hollow Down. Kiss your Wednesday goodbye.
The Jam
/ 9 p.m.
/ $3
/ 21+
An evening of hilarity from local comics and newbies, and maybe even you!
822-5266 /
joe@savagehenrymagazine.com /
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Humboldt Brews
/ 9 p.m.
/ $5
A night of twerkin', boucin', whompin', trappin' and ragin' featuring Pressure Anya, Wrye, The Hand of Doctor Foxmeat paints a Monochramatic Rainbow, special guest Octoshmocto AKA Matt Redbeard and Young Willa's Photo Booth.
826-2739 /
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