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Humboldt, 'Do You Yearn to Reboot the Planet?' While Better Understanding the 'Flying Rainbow Lasagne'?

For those that refuse to dwell within their walls this evening, Humboldt's Wednesday offers two of the Lowdown's favorite things:

Double wonderful, for sure. But! A user submitted Lowdown listing also jumped out at us. LoCO plea: Will someone please go to the Lessons for Full Spectrum Humans class and report back? Or maybe we should go. Here's some questions from the description provided. Let's ponder them together:

Bored with society's pre-programmed reality of cellular aging and death?

Yes.

Would you rather learn to cultivate your telepathy than find a better cell phone?

Totally.

Do you yearn to reboot the planet?

We do! Damn, it seems we need to sit under the tutelage of "galactic walk-in and visionary artist" Aurora so we may better grasp "chakras, the shape of time, utilizing one's Third Eye, envisioning the Merkaba, and the significance of The Flying Rainbow Lasagne." Do note, tonight's class in Eureka is the first of a 20 part course. Don't miss it or you'll fall behind. Other less cosmic human gatherings in Wednesday's Lowdown listings below.

--Andrew Goff

EVENTS

Atomic Rulers Of The World (1964)

Arcata Theatre Lounge / 6 p.m.

A hero from the deepest reaches of space arrives on planet Earth to save mankind from atomic destruction in this feature film comprised of episodes of the popular Japanese sci-fi series Super Giant.

822-1220 / Web site

Humboldt Crabs vs. Alameda Merchants

Arcata Ball Park / 7 p.m. / $8

Root on your hometown baseball team as they whoop up on some hapless bums.

Web site

Lessons for Full Spectrum Humans

317 3rd St. Eureka / 6-7 p.m. / $120

Here's what LoCO was sent: "Bored with society's pre-programmed reality of cellular aging and death? Would you rather learn to cultivate your telepathy than find a better cell phone? Do you yearn to reboot the planet?"

845-750-1729 / Flyingrainbowlasagne@me.com / Web site

Aber Miller

Larrupin Cafe / 6 p.m.

Local jazz pianist tickles ivories/you.

677-0230 / Web site

The Littlest Birds

Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 6 p.m.

Cello/banjo duo.

668-4151 / Web site

Buddy Reed

Blondies Food and Drink / 6 p.m.

Low down blues.

822-3453 / Web site

Humboldt Hard Court Bike Polo

Highland Park / 6 p.m. / Free

Like horse polo minus the stable fees.

541-531-6671 / daryl_witmore@yahoo.com / Web site

Mack Town Pool Tournament

Central Station / 6 p.m. / $25 / 21+

Fundraiser for Lady Panthers Basketball.

839-2013 / centralstationtavern@gmail.com /

Eureka Fair Wage Act Meeting

Labor Temple / 6:15 p.m.

Supporters of the Eureka initiative to require employers with more than 25 employees to provide a $12 minimum wage gather.

443-3731 /

Open Mic with Mike Anderson

Old Town Coffee And Chocolates (Old Town) / 6:30-9 p.m. / Free

Usually some singer/guitarists, a couple spoken word guys and then that one wildcard oddity that makes you go "hmm."

445-8600 / OldTownCoffeeEureka@yahoo.com / Web site

Jet Black Pearl

Persimmons Garden Gallery / 7 p.m.

923-2748 / Web site

Blues Jam

Clam Beach Inn / 8:30 p.m. / 21+

Duh-nuh, duh-nuh...

839-0545 /

Salsa Night

Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works / 9 p.m. / $5

Get a salsa lesson then apply that knowledge.

826-9463 / Web site

Karaoke

Little Red Lion / 9 p.m. / 21+

How could this be a bad idea?

Barfly Karaoke

Bar Fly Pub and Grub / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+

You know what karaoke is.

443-3770 / Web site

Whomp

The Jam / 9:30 p.m. / $5 / 21+

Every Wednesday Jambalaya makes with the whompity whomp.

822-4766 / Web site

Rude Lion Sound

Toby and Jacks / 10 p.m. / 21+

Were you just thinking, "Is there anyplace that has Dancehall Wednesdays?" Here it is!

MOVIES

Broadway Cinema
Mill Creek Cinema
Minor Theatre