Wednesday, July 9's Lowdown

For those that refuse to dwell within their walls this evening, Humboldt's Wednesday offers two of the Lowdown's favorite things:

Double wonderful, for sure. But! A user submitted Lowdown listing also jumped out at us. LoCO plea: Will someone please go to the Lessons for Full Spectrum Humans class and report back? Or maybe we should go. Here's some questions from the description provided. Let's ponder them together:

Bored with society's pre-programmed reality of cellular aging and death?

Yes.

Would you rather learn to cultivate your telepathy than find a better cell phone?

Totally.

Do you yearn to reboot the planet?

We do! Damn, it seems we need to sit under the tutelage of "galactic walk-in and visionary artist" Aurora so we may better grasp "chakras, the shape of time, utilizing one's Third Eye, envisioning the Merkaba, and the significance of The Flying Rainbow Lasagne." Do note, tonight's class in Eureka is the first of a 20 part course. Don't miss it or you'll fall behind. Other less cosmic human gatherings in Wednesday's Lowdown listings below.

--Andrew Goff

The Lowdown Fun Committee

Mike Mandates

Regarding full spectrum humans: If telepathy has an unlimited data/texting plan, I'm in. 

Events

(Submit yours!)

Atomic Rulers Of The World (1964)
Arcata Theatre Lounge / 6 p.m.
A hero from the deepest reaches of space arrives on planet Earth to save mankind from atomic destruction in this feature film comprised of episodes of the popular Japanese sci-fi series Super Giant.
822-1220 / Web site / View Comments

Humboldt Crabs vs. Alameda Merchants
Arcata Ball Park / 7 p.m. / $8
Root on your hometown baseball team as they whoop up on some hapless bums.
Web site / View Comments

Mack Town Pool Tournament
Central Station / 6 p.m. / $25 / 21+
Fundraiser for Lady Panthers Basketball.
839-2013 / centralstationtavern@gmail.com / View Comments

Humboldt Hard Court Bike Polo
Highland Park / 6 p.m. / Free
Like horse polo minus the stable fees.
541-531-6671 / daryl_witmore@yahoo.com / Web site / View Comments

Buddy Reed
Blondies Food and Drink / 6 p.m.
Low down blues.
822-3453 / Web site / View Comments

Aber Miller
Larrupin Cafe / 6 p.m.
Local jazz pianist tickles ivories/you.
677-0230 / Web site / View Comments

Lessons for Full Spectrum Humans
317 3rd St. Eureka / 6-7 p.m. / $120
Here's what LoCO was sent: "Bored with society's pre-programmed reality of cellular aging and death? Would you rather learn to cultivate your telepathy than find a better cell phone? Do you yearn to reboot the planet?"
845-750-1729 / Flyingrainbowlasagne@me.com / Web site / View Comments

Eureka Fair Wage Act Meeting
Labor Temple / 6:15 p.m.
Supporters of the Eureka initiative to require employers with more than 25 employees to provide a $12 minimum wage gather.
443-3731 / View Comments

Open Mic with Mike Anderson
Old Town Coffee And Chocolates / 6:30-9 p.m. / Free
Usually some singer/guitarists, a couple spoken word guys and then that one wildcard oddity that makes you go "hmm."
445-8600 / OldTownCoffeeEureka@yahoo.com / Web site / View Comments

Blues Jam
Clam Beach Inn / 8:30 p.m. / 21+
Duh-nuh, duh-nuh...
839-0545 / Web site / View Comments

Salsa Night
Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works / 9 p.m. / $5
Get a salsa lesson then apply that knowledge.
826-9463 / Web site / View Comments

Barfly Karaoke
Bar Fly Pub and Grub / 9 p.m.-1 a.m. / Free / 21+
You know what karaoke is.
443-3770 / Web site / View Comments

Karaoke
Lil Red Lion / 9 p.m. / 21+
How could this be a bad idea?
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Whomp Whomp Wednesday
Jambalaya / 9:30 p.m. / $5 / 21+
822-4766 / Web site / View Comments

Rude Lion Sound
Toby and Jacks / 10 p.m. / 21+
Were you just thinking, "Is there anyplace that has Dancehall Wednesdays?" Here it is!
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Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • 22 JUMP STREET: 1:05, 3:45, 6:30, 9:20
  • DELIVER US FROM EVIL: 1:00, 3:50, 6:40, 9:30
  • EARTH TO ECHO: 12:55, 3:20, 5:45, 8:10
  • EDGE OF TOMORROW 2D: 12:10, 2:55, 5:40, 8:30
  • FAULT IN OUR STARS: 12:30, 3:25, 6:20, 9:15
  • HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 2D: 12:15, 1:10, 2:45, 3:40, 5:20
  • HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 3D: 7:55
  • JERSEY BOYS: 11:55, 3:00, 6:05, 9:10
  • MALEFICENT 2D: 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30
  • TAMMY: 11:50, 2:20, 4:45, 6:15, 7:15, 8:45, 9:45
  • TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 2D: 1:30, 4:05, 5:10, 8:50
  • TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 3D: 12:25, 7:45
Mill Creek Cinema
  • 22 JUMP STREET: 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30
  • DELIVER US FROM EVIL: 12:50, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20
  • EARTH TO ECHO: 12:40, 3:10, 5:35, 8:00
  • HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 2D: 12:45, 3:20, 5:55
  • HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 3D: 8:25
  • MALEFICENT 2D: 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50
  • TAMMY: 1:40, 4:10, 6:40, 9:10
  • TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 2D: 1:30, 5:10, 7:30, 8:50
  • TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 3D: 12:10, 3:50
Minor Theatre
  • CHEF: 3:50, 6:30, 9:10
  • OBVIOUS CHILD: 4:55, 7:10, 9:20
  • TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 2D: 4:25, 8:00