As hilarious as Speed Dating Night at Six Rivers Brewery has the potential to be, your best Thursday night chuckle chance will likely be found at Humboldt Brews.
You can confirm his credentials tonight. In the meantime, the 1994 clip of Bealum the Lowdown dug up below serves a few purposes. First, it shows our man in a much different stage of his career. But maybe more importantly, he begins by sharing the proper pronunciation of 'Ngaio.' For those of you who've only read his name on posters around HumCo for the past few weeks, this may come in handy if you run into Bealum in the parking lot after the show and you're trying to score rolling papers.
/ 9 p.m.
A past finalist in the San Francisco International Stand Up Comedy Competition, Bealum has appeared on ABC, MTV, BET and Comedy Central. Chris Riggins, Nando Molina, Ivy Vasquez and Tony Persico open.
Jefferson Community Center
/ 6-7:30 p.m.
We will cover different bicycle uses, sizes, types, fit and how to shop smart for a bicycle that you'll truly enjoy.
/ 6:30 p.m.
"Around the World in 30 Instruments." Celtic, world and folk music duo perform.
Six Rivers Brewery
/ 7 p.m.
"This week we have age group 23 to 33. Get the opportunity to go on 6 short dates in one night!"
Redwood Curtain Theatre
/ 8 p.m.
A family comedy that takes place in four scenes, each ten years apart, set at various holidays. Starting in 1980, the kids – a priest, an aspiring actress, and a former star football player – all return home, where we learn of their plans and dreams as they embark on their adult lives.
Carlo Theatre (Dell'Arte)
/ 8-10 p.m.
Theatrical adaptation of the short story by Italo Calvino, performed by our second-year M.F.A. class.
/ 8:30 p.m.
With Jimi Jeff.
/ 9 p.m.
NOTE TO GOOD TIME SEEKERS: While the Lowdown and The Jambalaya Arcata's website listed The Quick & Easy Boys as playing tonight, uh, that is not happening. 'Tis canceled. Sorry if this leaves your night slow and difficult.
/ 9:30 p.m.
Hip hop krunkage for your butt.