Tuesday, Aug. 5's Lowdown

We’ll start off Tuesday’s Lowdown noting that on of the more notable shows scheduled in Humboldt for this night — that being southern blues rocker JB Beverly at the Palm Lounge — has been canceled due to van bummers. So … bummer. 

But never fear, HumCo fun-seekers: Those still salivating for bands will find at least three at both the Lil’ Red Lion and the Ink Annex, respectively. Breathe easy, kids.

Also Tuesday, Savage Henry Magazine hosts out-of-town standup comedians Barbara Gray and Dave Ross, the latter of whom hosts a podcast on the Nerdist network. The two headline the Him and Her Comedy Tour at HumBrews also featuring Humboldt standup veterans Cornell Reid, Ivy Vasquez and Zeke Herrera. Watch Ross discuss the horrendousness of the first standup bit he ever attempted in the clip below.

--Andrew Goff

The Lowdown Fun Committee

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I'll be at the Donor Management seminar.  I'm nothing if not non-profit.

Events

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Him and Her Comedy Tour
Humboldt Brews / 9 p.m. / $10 / 21+
"Dave Ross is a comedian and storyteller in Los Angeles, CA. He is the host of the podcast Terrified on the Nerdist Network and a MOTH GrandSlam winner. Barbara Gray has quickly made a name for herself in the alternative comedy scene of Los Angeles, mad crushin' it. They make funny at HumBrews."
826-2739 / Web site / View Comments

(CANCELED) JB Beverley, Rory Kelly's Triple Threat
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9 p.m.-midnight / $5 / 21+
UPDATE from the show's promoter: "I just received a call from JB and he will not be able to make it ... van is broken down near Fresno. JB apologized profusely and will schedule a make up show as soon as he is able."
497-6093 / twang4strings@yahoo.com / Web site / View Comments

French Professional Youth Soccer Camp
Arcata Sports Complex / 9 a.m.-noon / $195
845-6546 / info.acsamoa@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

Eureka Farmers' Market
Old Town Gazebo / 10 a.m.-1 p.m.
Locally grown produce and live music.
441-9999 / View Comments

The Complete Donor Management Toolkit
See Event Description / 10-11:30 a.m. / $200 / $175 NorCAN members
Designed to help nonprofits understand how to think about choosing and then implementing the donor management system that best suits their needs.
267-9916 / norcan@hafoundation.org / Web site / View Comments

Ping Pong
Logger Bar / noon / 21+
Sometimes The Logger Bar sets up ping pong tables. This is one of those times. Get your Gump on.
668-5000 / Web site / View Comments

Wildberries Farmers' Market
Wildberries / 3:30-6:30 p.m.
Fresh produce and live music in the parking lot.
822-0095 / Web site / View Comments

Game Night
Crush / 5 p.m.
Don't be bored. Play board games.
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Truck Driving Training Informational Meeting
College of the Redwoods Downtown Site / 6-8 p.m. / 18+
"If you are ready to work now, and have the physical ability to drive a truck (big ones, for long periods of time) come on down."
476-4500 / Web site / View Comments

Humboldt Cribbage Club
Moose Lodge / 6:15-9:30 p.m. / $7
Muggins! Get your weekly crib on.
444-3161 / View Comments

3:10 to Yuma (1957)
Humboldt County Library / 6:30-8:30 p.m.
"Based on the Book" classic Western film series concludes with the original 3:10 to Yuma, starring Van Heflin and Glenn Ford. Heflin plays a mild-mannered rancher who takes on the task of shepherding a captured outlaw (Ford) to the train that will take him to prison.
269-1900 / Web site / View Comments

Bliss Hippy
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 6:30-8 p.m. / Free
Psychedelic folk duo from the Missouri Ozarks.
573-308-7155 / richard@blisshippy.com / Web site / View Comments

Pocketful of Posies
Blondies Food and Drink / 6:30 p.m.
Local something.
822-3453 / Web site / View Comments

Outside Looking In, Reunion, Heathers, Girlpool
The Ink Annex / 7-10 p.m. / $6 / $4 members
The Placebo and Dead Tree present a night of punk.
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Anna Hamilton
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 7-11 p.m. / 21+
Songs and stories from HumCo's blues riff-slingin' raconteur.
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(Re)Debris: A Marine Debris Educational Sculpture
SCRAP Humboldt / 7 p.m.
This sculpture will be built utilizing trash gathered from beach cleanups and will take the form of a local creature affected by the harms of plastics and other pollution in our oceans.
633-8349 / tibora@scraphumboldt.org / Web site / View Comments

Community HU Chant
Jefferson Community Center / 7-7:30 p.m. / Free
"Would you like to expand your awareness? Cope with change? Heal a broken heart? Chanting HU (pronounced hue), a once-secret and sacred sound, can help you!"
805-450-8235 / clare_vettes@yahoo.com / Web site / View Comments

Buddy Reed
Libation / 7-9 p.m.
Local bluesman gets low down. Accompanied by Andy Fihn.
825-7596 / Web site / View Comments

8-Ball Tournament
Broadway Billiards / 7:30-11 p.m. / $10 / Free Public / 21+
442-7665 / Broadwaybilliards.humboldt@yahoo.com / View Comments

The Opera Alley Cats
SpeakEasy / 7:30-10:30 p.m. / Free / 21+
Burning live jazz under the "stars."
444-2244 / Web site / View Comments

8-Ball BCA Tournament
Rose's Billiards / 7:30-10 p.m. / $10
497-6295 / guyboutin@rosesbilliards.com / Web site / View Comments

Karaoke w/ Chris Clay
Cher-Ae Heights Casino / 8 p.m.
Your Lowdown will go on the record as saying that Chris Clay is Humboldt's most pro karaoke jockey. We know this stuff.
800-684-2464 / Web site / View Comments

Sunny Brae Jazz
Six Rivers Brewery / 8 p.m.
Local jazz and southern fried chicken night.
839-7580 / Web site / View Comments

Good and Evil Karaoke
Silver Lining / 8 p.m.
Karaoke. In an airport.
839-0304 / Web site / View Comments

Christopher and Norm
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9 p.m.-midnight / Free / 21+
497-6093 / twang4strings@yahoo.com / View Comments

Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • 22 JUMP STREET: 9:20
  • AMERICA: 3:50, 8:50
  • AND SO IT GOES: 1:20, 6:25
  • DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 2D: 12:00, 6:00, 9:00
  • DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 3D: 2:55
  • GET ON UP: 11:55, 3:00, 6:05, 9:15
  • GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2D: 12:40, 3:35, 6:30, 9:25
  • GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 3D: 11:50, 2:40, 5:35, 8:30
  • HERCULES 2D: 4:00, 9:10
  • HERCULES 3D: 1:25, 6:35
  • HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 2D: 1:10, 3:45
  • LUCY: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40
  • MALEFICENT 2D: 12:15, 2:45
  • PLANES: FIRE AND RESCUE 2D: 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:00
  • PURGE: ANARCHY: 1:55, 4:30, 7:05, 9:40
  • SEX TAPE: 2:05, 4:35, 7:10, 9:30
  • TAMMY: 6:15, 8:45
  • TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION 2D: 5:10, 8:35
Mill Creek Cinema
  • AND SO IT GOES: 1:50, 6:55
  • DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES 2D: 12:00, 3:00, 6:00, 9:00
  • GET ON UP: 1:55, 5:15, 8:25
  • GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2D: 12:30, 3:20, 6:15, 9:10
  • GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 3D: 11:50, 2:40, 5:30, 8:20
  • HERCULES 2D: 3:30, 8:35
  • HERCULES 3D: 1:00, 6:05
  • LUCY: 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30
  • PLANES: FIRE AND RESCUE 2D: 11:55, 2:05, 4:15, 6:30, 8:40
  • PURGE: ANARCHY: 4:20, 9:20
Minor Theatre
  • GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2D: 3:20, 6:10, 9:00
  • MOST WANTED MAN: 3:05, 5:50, 8:35
  • WISH I WAS HERE: 3:50, 6:30, 9:10

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