Thursday, April 24's Lowdown

Not sure how common this knowledge is so we’ll put it out there: Did you know that your Lost Coast Outpost operates out of the same building as a handful of fine local radio stations? 'Tis true! One of those stations happens to be 94.1 KSLG, which means that our mornings are enhanced by our proximity to the sunshine and profanity which daily emanates from the mouth hole of DJ Sherae O’Shaughnessy. She’s a big clump of joy, she is.

Tonight up a Six Rivers Brewery, Sherae will host The Humboldt Hookup, a dating game show made more embarrassing by the fact that, should you participate, all the people in your small town get to place your game spittin’ abilities under their judgment microscope.

As we were perusing today’s Lowdown options, we said to ourselves, “You know who never gets any exposure …” So we busted into Sherae’s booth, shoved our iPhone in her face and told her she had a minute to pitch Humboldt on her love-promoting gathering.

Like a pro, she took 17 seconds. Be sold below.

--Andrew Goff

The Lowdown Fun Committee

Godlin Gets Behind

You know you live in Humboldt when, oh, say, there is a such thing as a sea kayaking social. It sounds kind of awesome. I feel like single women who are looking for a cool dude should go to this sort of stuff instead of bars. Then take your new kayaker to a bar.

Events

(Submit yours!)

Falling Rocks
Shamus T Bones / 7:30 p.m.
Local country/swing music. And meat. Lots of meat.
407-3550 / Web site / View Comments

Humboldt Sea Kayaking Social
See Event Description / 4 p.m. / Free / 18+
700-839-3553 / info@explorenorthcoast.net / Web site / View Comments

Conversations with Rob
Humboldt Bay Tourism Center / 4:30-6 p.m. / Free
Relaxed conversation about any aspect of real estate.
443-6831 / rob@mikkimoves.com / Web site / View Comments

Sustainable Futures Speaker Series
Humboldt State University / 5:30-7 p.m. / Free
Christopher Peters will present “Native American Sovereignty: A Sustainable Paradigm.”
826-3653 / envcomm1@humboldt.edu / Web site / View Comments

Fred and Jr (He's Not My Dad)
Mad River Brewery Tasting Room / 6-8:30 p.m.
Fred Neighbors on guitar and Bruce Johnson on bass play and sing traditional jazz.
668-4151 / Web site / View Comments

Seabury Gould
Gallagher's Irish Pub and Restaurant / 6:30 p.m.
Irish/Celtic music.
442-1177 / Web site / View Comments

Open Mic
Blondies Food and Drink / 7 p.m.
Perform yer stuff.
822-3453 / Web site / View Comments

Playhouse Creatures
Gist Theater at HSU / 7:30-9:30 p.m. / $10 / Free HSU students (limited seating) / $8 students & seniors / 18+
The first women actors on the English stage pioneer a profession. Directed by Mark Swetz.
826-3928 / Web site / View Comments

Raising Grain
Redwood Curtain Brewing Company / 8-11 p.m. / Free
"More microbe than men, the colonial organisms that make up the humanoid forms of Raising Grain communicate solely through bluegrass rhythms."
826-7222 / Raisinggrain@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

Karaoke w/KJ Leonard
Blue Lake Casino / 8 p.m.
When selecting your song, please keep in mind your audience would like to dance.
668-9770 / Web site / View Comments

The Humboldt Hookup
Six Rivers Brewery / 8-9:30 p.m. / Free / 18+
The "April Fool Edition" of the monthly local dating game hosted By Sherae O'Shaughnessy.
839-7580 / twistedkitten007@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

I Will Show You Fear in a Handful of Dust
Carlo Theatre (Dell'Arte) / 8-9:30 p.m. / Free / 18+
One-weekend performance run is the culmination of a nine-week study exploring the theatrical realm of Tragedy.
668-5663 / info@dellarte.com / Web site / View Comments

Karaoke w/ Chris Clay
Bear River Casino / 8 p.m.
Please don't do "Bohemian Rhapsody." That never works.
733-9644 / Web site / View Comments

Blues Night
Redwood Raks / 8 p.m. / $5
With Brian Smith and Kimberli Hudson. Open dancing at 9 p.m. No partner necessary.
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Open Jam
The Forks / 8:30 p.m. / 21+
With Jimi Jeff.
530-629-2679 / View Comments

Lemon Lemon Cherry
Logger Bar / 8:30 p.m. / 21+
Local eclectic duo.
668-5000 / Web site / View Comments

Roots 'N' Culture Night
Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works / 9 p.m. / Free / 21+
Selectahs T Aura, Noble Tobal and Pozitive iDiaz team up with Special Guests for a night of excellent vibes.
826-9463 / goodmanbooking@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

DJs Pressure/Anya
Cher-Ae Heights Casino / 9 p.m. / 21+
Twerking allowed.
800-684-2464 / Web site / View Comments

Liquid Kactus, Grampas Chili
Jambalaya / 9 p.m.-2 a.m. / 21+
Jambands at the Jam.
822-4766 / Web site / View Comments

Shugafoot
Palm Lounge at The Eureka Inn / 9 p.m.
Local jazz/funk combo treats you nice.
View Comments

DJ Itchie Fingaz
Six Rivers Brewery / 9 p.m.-midnight / Free
Ppinning his favorite "ghetto funk" tunes.
839-7580 / 6rbmusicbooking@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

Stand Up! Comedy
Humboldt Brews / 9 p.m. / 21+
With Caitlin Gill, Ivan Hernandez, Joe Whiskey-Whiskers Deschaine and Tony Persico.
826-2739 / Web site / View Comments

Rude Lion Sound
Sidelines / 9:30 p.m. / 21+
Hip hop krunkage for your butt.
View Comments

Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • BEARS: 12:05, 2:15, 4:25, 6:35, 8:45
  • BRICK MANSIONS: 8:00
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 11:35, 5:45, 8:50
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 3D: 2:40
  • DIVERGENT: 2:35
  • DRAFT DAY: 12:50, 3:35, 6:20
  • GOD S NOT DEAD: 12:20, 6:10
  • GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL: 1:45, 4:20, 6:55, 9:25
  • HAUNTED HOUSE 2: 12:35, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40
  • HEAVEN IS FOR REAL: 12:55, 3:30, 6:05, 8:40
  • LUNCHBOX: 12:00, 5:50
  • NOAH: 3:05
  • OCULUS: 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30
  • OTHER WOMAN: 9:00
  • RAID 2: 8:55
  • RIO 2 2D: 12:15, 2:05, 2:55, 4:45, 5:35, 8:10
  • RIO 2 3D: 11:30, 7:25
  • TRANSCENDENCE: 12:25, 3:20, 6:15, 9:10
Mill Creek Cinema
  • BEARS: 12:05, 2:15, 4:25, 6:35, 8:45
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 11:40, 2:55, 8:50
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 3D: 5:25
  • DRAFT DAY: 12:50, 3:35, 6:20, 9:00
  • HAUNTED HOUSE 2: 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:20
  • OCULUS: 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30
  • RIO 2 2D: 11:30, 12:15, 2:05, 2:45, 4:45, 6:05, 7:25, 9:40
  • RIO 2 3D: 8:30
  • TRANSCENDENCE: 12:25, 3:20, 6:15, 9:10
Minor Theatre
  • CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER 2D: 5:45, 8:50
  • GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL: 4:10, 6:40, 9:10
  • TRANSCENDENCE: 3:25, 6:10, 9:00

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