Monday, Oct. 14, 2013's Lowdown

Like most of you, the Lost Coast Outpost is majorly pissed off today! Do any of y'all remember signing something that said, "I, (insert name), am totally cool with not getting Columbus Day off anymore." Yeah, me either. And yet here we are toiling on this most American of holidays. BS.

Well, there's really only one thing for us to do with all this whine/rage. Thankfully, the patriots at The Alibi in Arcata had the foresight to book some moshable, celebratory punk rock for all the non-three-day-weekend-getting wage slaves who've had what was rightfully theirs stolen from them. (Native Americans are probably invited to the party as well.)

To prepare for tonight's protest, crank your laptop speakers, stick a fist in the air and enjoy punk rockers/revolution starters Buck Biloxi and the Fucks' Columbus Day classic "Shut the Hell Up." See you at the 'Bi, history lovers.

-Andrew Goff

The Lowdown Fun Committee

Mike Mandates

Ruling in favor of the plaintiff: The Getdown is funkier than the Friendship Circle Dance.

[$5 says "Larry" hasn't even been to the Moose Lodge.]

Events

(Submit yours!)

Buck Biloxi and the Fucks
Alibi / 11 p.m. / $5 / 21+
This is punk.
822-3731 / Web site / View Comments

Game Night
Redwood Curtain Brewing Company / 7-11 p.m. / Free
Cornhole tournament!
826-7222 / Web site / View Comments

Swing Dance Night
Redwood Raks / 7-10 p.m. / $5
With a live band. $5.
616-6876 / View Comments

Quiz Night
Blondies Food and Drink / 7 p.m.
Aww, show people how smart you are when you drink. Adorable.
822-3453 / Web site / View Comments

Friendship Circle Dance
Moose Lodge / 7-10 p.m. / $4
Dancing to live music featuring tunes from the 1930s, ‘40s and ‘50s.
444-3161 / View Comments

Open Mic
Shamus T Bones / 7 p.m.
Every Monday with bluesy hosts Jim Lahman Band.
407-3550 / Web site / View Comments

No Covers
Eureka Inn / 8 p.m.
Improvisational piano/drum duo.
497-6093 / Web site / View Comments

Really Cheap Bowling
Harbor Lanes / 8 p.m.-midnight
$1.75 per game? Steeeee-rike!
View Comments

Karaoke w/ DJ Marv
Six Rivers Brewery / 8-11 p.m. / Free
Sushi specials starting at 6 p.m.
839-7580 / 6rbmusicbooking@gmail.com / Web site / View Comments

Roots and Culture Dance Night
Robert Goodman Wines/Machine Works / 9 p.m.
Reggae and world music every Monday night.
826-9463 / Web site / View Comments

The Getdown
Jambalaya / 9 p.m. / 21+
Local funk jam hosted by DJ Rickshaw, B. Swizlo and Pete Ciotti celebrating those who've artistically enriched Humboldt County.
822-4766 / Web site / View Comments

Rude Lion Sound
Ocean Grove Lodge / 9:30 p.m. / 21+
Reggae/dancehall night.
677-3543 / Web site / View Comments

Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • CAPTAIN PHILLIPS: 11:55, 2:50, 5:55, 9:00
  • CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 2D: 12:05, 2:40, 3:45, 5:10, 7:40
  • CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 3D: 1:25, 6:10
  • DON JON: 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:05, 9:35
  • GRAVITY 2D: 2:00, 6:45
  • GRAVITY 3D: 12:45, 3:10, 4:20, 5:35, 8:00, 9:10
  • INSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2: 1:10, 3:55, 6:35, 9:20
  • MACHETE KILLS: 1:30, 4:10, 6:50, 9:30
  • PRISONERS: 1:15, 4:50, 8:20
  • RIDDICK: 12:10, 5:45
  • RUNNER RUNNER: 1:45, 4:05, 6:30, 8:50
  • RUSH: 12:15, 3:15, 6:15, 9:15
  • THE FAMILY: 3:00, 8:40
  • WE RE THE MILLERS: 8:35
Mill Creek Cinema
  • CAPTAIN PHILLIPS: 5:20, 8:30
  • CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 2D: 3:45, 6:15
  • CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 3D: 8:40
  • DON JON: 4:20, 6:40, 9:00
  • GRAVITY 2D: 4:40
  • GRAVITY 3D: 7:00, 9:20
  • MACHETE KILLS: 3:50, 6:30, 9:10
  • PRISONERS: 4:55, 8:20
  • RUNNER RUNNER: 4:50, 7:15, 9:35
  • RUSH: 3:00, 5:55, 8:50
Minor Theatre
  • CAPTAIN PHILLIPS: 5:35, 8:40
  • ENOUGH SAID: 4:25, 6:45, 9:10
  • GRAVITY 2D: 4:40, 7:00, 9:20

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