Monday, June 17, 2013's Lowdown

(Above: John McClurg lives life.)

Jah bless you, Va Va Voom Burlesque Vixens

Monday, long bemoaned as the worst of the days that end in "y" will be significantly more "bare"able this week thanks to your hard working local tease artists. The Va Va Crew will invade the cavernous Nocturnum for a special work week sexy soiree they are calling Fantaisie Noir. Again, on a Monday.

In addition to the cast of VVVBV regulars, the event will feature Baltimore "boylesque" performer Paco Fish and New York 'lesquer Amber Ray. Also, DJ ItchieFingaz will keep the beats fresh throughout the evening, as he does.

This has "good week" written all over it, HumCo. Other options in your Lowdown below.

-Andrew Goff

The Lowdown Fun Committee

Larry Likes

What's S without M?  Give me some Vixens!

Events

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Fantaisie Noir: A Sexy Soiree
Nocturnum / 8 p.m. / $13 / $10 adv. / 21+
Va Va Voom Burlesque Vixens bring you sweet dreams, colorful rainbows and the dark snap of leather.
499-0163 / View Comments

Humboldt Harmonaires Practice
Eureka Mall / 7 p.m.
Sing it out. Local barbershop group's weekly open practice for shower singers interested in branching out.
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Swing Dance Night
Redwood Raks / 7-10 p.m. / $5
With a live band. $5.
616-6876 / View Comments

Buddy Reed
Redwood Curtain Brewing Company / 7 p.m.
Low down blues.
826-7222 / Web site / View Comments

Quiz Night
Blondies Food and Drink / 7 p.m.
Aww, show people how smart you are when you drink. Adorable.
822-3453 / Web site / View Comments

Friendship Circle Dance
Moose Lodge / 7-10 p.m. / $4
Dancing to live music featuring tunes from the 1930s, ‘40s and ‘50s.
444-3161 / View Comments

Open Mic
Shamus T Bones / 7 p.m.
Every Monday with bluesy hosts Jim Lahman Band.
407-3550 / Web site / View Comments

Really Cheap Bowling
Harbor Lanes / 8 p.m.-midnight
$1.75 per game? Steeeee-rike!
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No Covers
Eureka Inn / 8 p.m.
Improvisational piano/drum duo.
497-6093 / Web site / View Comments

The Getdown
Jambalaya / 9 p.m. / 21+
Local funk jam hosted by DJ Rickshaw, B. Swizlo and Pete Ciotti celebrating those who've artistically enriched Humboldt County.
822-4766 / Web site / View Comments

Monday Night Karaoke
Six Rivers Brewery / 9 p.m.
You are not too good for this.
839-7580 / Web site / View Comments

Rude Lion Sound
Ocean Grove Lodge / 9:30 p.m. / 21+
Reggae/dancehall night.
677-3543 / Web site / View Comments

Movie Showtimes

Broadway Cinema
  • AFTER EARTH: 1:15, 3:50, 6:25, 9:00
  • EPIC 2D: 12:25, 5:35
  • EPIC 3D: 3:00, 8:00
  • FAST AND FURIOUS 6: 12:30, 3:25, 6:20, 9:15
  • HANGOVER PART III: 1:50, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30
  • INTERNSHIP: 12:15, 2:00, 3:15, 4:55, 6:10, 7:40, 9:10
  • MAN OF STEEL 2D: 1:00, 4:25, 7:50
  • MAN OF STEEL 3D: 2:10, 5:30, 8:50
  • NOW YOU SEE ME: 11:50, 2:35, 5:20, 8:10
  • PURGE: 12:10, 2:30, 5:05, 7:25, 9:40
  • STAR TREK INTO THE DARKNESS 2D: 11:50, 2:40, 8:45
  • STAR TREK INTO THE DARKNESS 3D: 5:45
  • THIS IS THE END: 1:20, 4:00, 6:40, 9:20
Fortuna Theatre
  • MAN OF STEEL: 12:15, 3:30, 6:40, 9:45
  • MAN OF STEEL IN 3D: 1:15, 4:30, 7:40
  • NOW YOU SEE ME: 1:30, 4:15, 7:05, 9:45
  • THE INTERNSHIP: 12:45, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25
  • THE PURGE: 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:25, 9:35
  • THIS IS THE END: 12:05, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00, 9:30
Garberville Theater
  • AFTER EARTH: 7:30
Mill Creek Cinema
  • AFTER EARTH: 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30
  • EPIC 2D: 12:15, 2:45, 5:15, 7:40
  • INTERNSHIP: 12:25, 3:15, 6:05, 9:00
  • MAN OF STEEL 2D: 2:10, 5:30, 8:50
  • MAN OF STEEL 3D: 12:01, 1:00, 4:25, 7:50
  • NOW YOU SEE ME: 12:40, 3:30, 6:20, 9:10
  • PURGE: 12:35, 2:50, 5:10, 7:25, 9:40
  • THIS IS THE END: 1:20, 4:00, 6:40, 9:20
Minor Theatre
  • FRANCES HA: 4:55, 7:05, 9:15
  • INTERNSHIP: 3:35, 6:20, 9:05
  • MAN OF STEEL 2D: 5:25, 8:40

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