Worst headline ever, sure. Still, though, Humboldt's most famous netizen didn't disappoint when he showed up to testify. 

Via the Fresno Bee: 

"The man who achieved fame as Kai, the home-free, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker, was in fine form on a Fresno witness stand Thursday, dropping f-bombs, offering up philosophical asides and sparring with a defense attorney during a preliminary hearing in an attempted murder case. "

More details emerged about the events of that day, including other less-smashy witnesses. As the victim wheeled out of the courtroom, Jett Simmons McBride (racist Jesus) even apologized. 

Watch it here.