Shmelection™ Coverage Tonight [11/6]
KHUM, Radio Without the Rules / Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2012 @ 3:40 p.m. /
Stuck in a cabin with no internet but still want to know about the election tonight? Then how are you even reading this? With your futuristic brain modem?
No matter. Tonight you have a ton of election-coverage choices. Here's why KHUM is your best best for this evening.
6pm: The Cocktail Hour. Sure, CNN will give you nonstop coverage. But will they also get you drunk?
7pm: The Jazz Underground. By JU time, election fever will break out into a full-blown newsplosion. Ryan Lee will deliver you what you want to know but lower your blood pressure at the same time.
9pm: A mostly sober me will be at an election party in Eureka, taking the political pulse of regular Americans who are also drunk.
Tonight, let KHUM escort you to the shores of tomorrow with a smile on your face right up until you wake up in your clothes.
Also, does the Lost Coast Outpost have a kickass eagle [see above]? NO. No they do not. All they have is good information, updated below by Hank Sims. You decide whose coverage is superior.
Be like Lincoln: turn on Fox News, mute the TV and let Shmelection™ 2012 occur!